Tales of Hazard.
EPISODE 2 ; WAHALA
Walking back home that evening was not a part of my plans. I had completely forgotten my reason for going out in the first place; an errand. My mum sent me to a friend who would give me transport and some extra money as appreciation for my service, which I failed to render because I did not show up. I quickly called her to apologize and I was overjoyed to hear she had gone out. She asked me to come the following day...lucky me. Well, time to go home.
4 hours later...
I trod into my area like I had just ran a marathon. Sleep, hygiene and hunger, I did not even know which to tackle first, but before I got to my house the sleep had been eliminated. I saw the one person I never wanted to see in my life again exchanging words with my sister, my ex-girlfriend. My kid sister Rashida had quite the tremendous gift of words and a loud voice. She's a feisty one and whenever she's around, you can bet she'll announce her presence. Anyway, she was still screaming insults at Gina;my ex, and the only thing preventing her from tearing Gina to pieces was her classmate.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP",I shouted. lo and behold there was silence. I managed to get my sister inside then I came outside to listen to what Gina had to say.
And I got the shock of my life. After 3 months of distance and hatred,she said
"I'm pregnant".
"wow, congratulations", I replied.
"It's yours, you are responsible",she said. I looked at her for a while and then I laughed.
"Ok, and I'm Queen Elizabeth". I retorted.
Before anything else could be said, Rashida came out with pestle. Haha..sister Gina if you like don't run.
...to be continued
4 hours later...
I trod into my area like I had just ran a marathon. Sleep, hygiene and hunger, I did not even know which to tackle first, but before I got to my house the sleep had been eliminated. I saw the one person I never wanted to see in my life again exchanging words with my sister, my ex-girlfriend. My kid sister Rashida had quite the tremendous gift of words and a loud voice. She's a feisty one and whenever she's around, you can bet she'll announce her presence. Anyway, she was still screaming insults at Gina;my ex, and the only thing preventing her from tearing Gina to pieces was her classmate.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP",I shouted. lo and behold there was silence. I managed to get my sister inside then I came outside to listen to what Gina had to say.
And I got the shock of my life. After 3 months of distance and hatred,she said
"I'm pregnant".
"wow, congratulations", I replied.
"It's yours, you are responsible",she said. I looked at her for a while and then I laughed.
"Ok, and I'm Queen Elizabeth". I retorted.
Before anything else could be said, Rashida came out with pestle. Haha..sister Gina if you like don't run.
...to be continued
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